So I'm back from my "International Talk like a Fuck-Wit Day" internet boycott. Let's see what I missed.
- "Don't Tase Me Bro" became the hottest meme since Tubgirl reenacted The Landlord sketch.
- Stephen Colbert was accused of stealing a joke comparing
Republicans to Klingons. Which is ridiculous, because Republicans are so clearly Starfleet. They're just the Starfleet of the Mirror Universe.
- I decided to try something new-- wearing a backwards baseball cap. This is bigger news then you might expect.
- The Democrats failed to end the Iraq War. If Republicans are Klingons, than Dems are turning into Tribbles. There's more of them everyday, but they still accomplish nothing. Oh, and Klingons hate them.
- The Tchotchke War escalated. (The lunch is healthy. The lunchbag, not so much.)
- Seriously, with China being the only other superpower, a war with them was inevitable. I just expected it to be fought with guns and bullets instead of cheap-o crap and lead paint.
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caleb said...
September 21, 2007 10:25 PM
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caleb said...
September 22, 2007 3:45 PM
what's a guy gotta do to get a new blog over here????
caleb said...
September 24, 2007 1:06 PM