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It's the worst day of the year. International Talk Like a Fuck-Wit Day.

I would rather have two Tax-Days in one year than one Talk Like A Pirate Day.

EDIT: For those who don't know. I can't stand pirates or pirate humor. On the list of things that were ruined for my by the Emerson College experience, Pirates is right up there with Ninjas and Multiculturalism.