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Found on Craigslist:

Quality Control Specialist - Adult Films

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Date: 2007-09-11, 3:56PM PDT


Well established Adult Entertainment/Video Company is looking to fill an immediate position for a Quality Control Specialist.

If you feel uncomfortable in any aspect of the Adult Industry, please do not apply.

We are looking for dependable, hard working, consciencious individual with a good eye and somebody that pays close attention to detail. This will be a full time/hourly position to start immediately.

Experience is helpful but not necessary, as we will train the right individual.

So this company is searching for somebody willing to watch porno for forty hours a week and make sure it's of high standards? I could see why they'd need a good attention to detail... Nothing ruins a good Eiffel Towering like poor continuity.

I'd like to see some of the porno that doesn't make the cut. How bad does the acting need to be for it to be too bad?

Furthermore... why are they even wasting time advertising this job? How hard is it to find someone willing to watch porn? Seriously, you put up one flier outside the Burbank Panda Express and you will be FLOODED with prospects.