(or: Why I'll never work in print journalism)
Afghan puppy industry eludes U.S. Control
DATELINE -- NANGARHAR-- The U.S's mounting troubles in containing Afghan militias have been traced directly to... puppies. Small, cuddly, adorable puppies. High in the Afghan mountains are thousands of puppy mills churning out litter after litter of these deadly "shnuggly buzzums." Soft but razor-sharp, adorable yet sinister, these dangerously cute/ cutely dangerous mongrels...
what?
Poppy industry?
...Like on the bagels?
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i <3 puppies :P
caleb said...
September 12, 2007 3:14 AM