That's it, boys and girls. Pack it in. All you comics, comedians, humorists, what have you... it's done. Go back to school and learn a trade.

Because the real world has officially made us redundant.

Because THIS IS NOT A JOKE.



The concept of MIKE FUCKING HUCKABEE reciting the Chuck Norris meme is hilarious as satire. But fo'real? It scares the shit out of me.

I guess the only good to come of this is that it's officially made Chuck Norris jokes decidely not funny. Now if Mitt Romney can do an ad where pirates, zombies, and a navel-contemplating questionnaire endorse school prayer, my facebook account might stop being so useless.

Add it to the list, my fellow Americans:

From CNN:

Soccer fans fall to their deaths in Brazil

SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) -- Eight people died Sunday after a section of stands at a soccer stadium in northeastern Brazil collapsed as cheering fans jumped up and down at the end of a game, police said.

At least nine people fell through a section of the highest bleachers at the Fonte Nova stadium in the coastal city of Salvador, and eight were killed, said Maj. Edmilson Tavares of the city's federal police.

People died, and that's not funny. But this is just one more factor... in addition to my genetic predisposition against dogmatic, foaming-at-the-mouth allegiance to "Things That Don't Matter"... in why I will never catch el futbol fever.

Moving! Which means I need to change that "about me" over on the left side. I know, my constant string of excuses for not posting is getting old, but here... in the grand tradition of "Stuff you post when you're too busy to post" is a picture of my pets.



The cat is David and the dog is Ruby. She's brand new-- we just adopted her this week. She and David seem to get along pretty well... which is something I'm THANKFUL for.

Thanksgiving needs a ba-hum-bug equivalent.