I wish I lived in Iowa.
Then I check the weather report.
... seriously. 3 degrees?! In the words of an old professor of mine, that's "Ass-bangingly Cold"
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does "ass-bangingly cold" imply that anal sex is somehow more impersonal or "cold" than other varieties of closed-face intercourse?
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caleb said...
January 6, 2008 5:35 PM