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Wow. Didn't expect letting twitter simulpost (a phrase I just coined right now) would totally derail my blogging. Big mistake. I've been microblogging/ spraying verbal diarrhea (if only that's a phrase I just made up. Whoever thought that up is the best writer this world or any other has ever known) all over there since letting the cobwebs gather on this thing. I've deleted all the offenders and from now on will just have my last few twivellings in a boxy thing over to the right there.

Also, I'm gonna dust this bastard off and get back to posting.

Oh yeah... you don't know anyone who's hiring, do you?